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RiddlerxTwo-Face: WalkingThe Riddler kept walking around and around. Not only did his legs and back hurt he had to become the victim of the merciless taunting of the formerly imprisoned police officers. Sure he kind of deserved it, but all of his traps were easily escapable if they just thought for a moment. Instead of all that useless screaming. Instead they were tortured and had to be saved by a grown man in a bat costume. Morons.
"Hey Riddler!" Cash, the ringleader, were yelling again. "What's green, stupid, and in pain?" his cohorts snickered behind him.
"You after I dip you in acid and force you to walk into Gotham Bank with a bomb strapped to your legs that goes off whenever you stop or leave the premises." He wouldn't actually, To much of a hassle and no challenge, but that will cause some sleepless weeks and might shut them up.
"Don't make me press the button Eddie." Fuck Cash. The Riddler just clenched his teeth and continued around the track. How dare he! Did he not know who he was messing with? And
Hetalia Call Me Maybe Parody!Hetalia Call Me Maybe Parody!
I made a wish on a star,
and boy, did it travel far!
And now England has a scar.
and now he's far away
Pasta is my only wish,
Germany gave me a kiss
Hey! I was looking for this,
They threw my flag away!
My, hand you're holdin', Got Japan, team is growin'
Hot night, wind is blowin'
Where are we going, Germany?
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
I want to be allies!
But he is so scary!
It's hard to look right,
at him maybe,
but he protects me.
Hey, I just met him,
and he seems crazy,
but we'll get Japan,
so axis, maybe?
All the other Countries,
try to get him,
Then I have to go,
He is so dim.
France, practice your battle call,
England will take the fall
Russia will distract them all,
Just don't get in my way
I am made out of steal
At first sight and it's real
And I know they will feel it,
Now they're in my way
I will be the hero, the axis are zeros.
England looks like whoa-o
Can I come aboard matey?
Crown of ThornsShe wakes up with red staining her pillow
and the taste of blood like iron in her mouth
It stains her teeth and leaks from her lips, and as she
rinses her mouth out, she can’t help thinking that
it’s better than dirt and ashes
it feels like she’s wearing a noose
of broken promises and shattered glass
that tightens around her throat with every day that passes
She nails a smile to her face
and doesn't let herself think the word dying
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