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RiddlerxTwo-Face: WalkingThe Riddler kept walking around and around. Not only did his legs and back hurt he had to become the victim of the merciless taunting of the formerly imprisoned police officers. Sure he kind of deserved it, but all of his traps were easily escapable if they just thought for a moment. Instead of all that useless screaming. Instead they were tortured and had to be saved by a grown man in a bat costume. Morons.
"Hey Riddler!" Cash, the ringleader, were yelling again. "What's green, stupid, and in pain?" his cohorts snickered behind him.
"You after I dip you in acid and force you to walk into Gotham Bank with a bomb strapped to your legs that goes off whenever you stop or leave the premises." He wouldn't actually, To much of a hassle and no challenge, but that will cause some sleepless weeks and might shut them up.
"Don't make me press the button Eddie." Fuck Cash. The Riddler just clenched his teeth and continued around the track. How dare he! Did he not know who he was messing with? And
Parenting for Sex AddictsThe half-day.
We are not those folks that need an occasion to try. And that’s what they call it, too. Trying. As if the very idea of it is taxing. It’s not taxing and we are not those people.
No. We do not go by some magical calendar. Schedules aren’t really our thing in general. That’d be too organized. Too stuffy. Too… I don’t know… too planned. And we’re not the type of people whom plan.
If we could—plan—our lives would be much different. I think. It’s hard to say because this is how we’ve always been.
Our very togetherness is a result of impulse. I’m almost certain that the amount of time it took us to decide to move in together was significantly shorter than the amount of time it took us to remember each other’s names. We might have had our first conversation moments after that first… what I mean to say is we didn’t plan. Because planning would have been much t
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